我恨自主招生。他妈的傻逼

Daniel Radcliffe on his friends on set (Chamber of Secrets Interview)

cumberqueen:

benedictcumberbatchseyebrows:

“I need an assistant.”

I bet you’re doing than on purpose aren’t you Sherlock? Those bloody puppy dog eyes to make John feel sorry for you and be like “SHERLOCK I’LL BE YOUR ASSISTANT” and then you’ll go and impress him by solving crimes and shit and he’ll be like “OOH MISTER HOLMES” and then he’ll you reward with a damn good shag.

“I need an assistant”. This is what he says. But what he really says is:
I want love, but it’s impossible A man like me, so irresponsible A man like me is dead in places Other men feel liberated

benedictcumberbatchseyebrows:

“I need an assistant.”

I bet you’re doing than on purpose aren’t you Sherlock? Those bloody puppy dog eyes to make John feel sorry for you and be like “SHERLOCK I’LL BE YOUR ASSISTANT” and then you’ll go and impress him by solving crimes and shit and he’ll be like “OOH MISTER HOLMES” and then he’ll you reward with a damn good shag.

“I need an assistant”. This is what he says. But what he really says is:

I want love, but it’s impossible
A man like me, so irresponsible
A man like me is dead in places
Other men feel liberated

(via lazyocean)

lazyocean:

unstable-dreams:

#’Please. I grew up with Sirius - you had to know you’d need to be more creative than just trying to GRAB it.’

Lupin’s face: Oh c’mon try harder.

(Source: finestmoments)

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scarlikeacrown: